As we have indicated before zombies need love too and now, thanks to the guys from Mingle2 it is now easier than ever to find your zombiefied soul-mate. That is, if you have soul, the internet, a computer, and hands to operate it with.
For those lucky few, ZombieHarmony is an online dating site designed to help lonely zombie singles find love. Go to the site, setup an account with your preferences (, and/or Groaning) and browse through the available horde - its that easy!
And, if you are looking for some inspiration as to how to initiate conversation with the corpse of your dreams, why not try some zombie tailored pickuplines?
Valentines day has come and gone, and even though the walking legions of the undead are not necessarily associated with this day - its our belief that zombies need love too, and we are prepared to help.
The first thing you need is a pickup line. Pick up line #23 (illustrated above) “I love you for your mind” will send your chosen partner swooning with your obvious grace and style, if you don’t let them see the burning hunger in your eyes. (or eye, or sockets)
If the ravages of time have left you minus vocal cords, or a jaw, this handy message is also available on a shirt and on a sented candle. Convenient yes?
I would like very much to attribute the above picture and or the pickup line to someone, but unfortunately i have been unable to find a source. If you know or are the source of this picture, please send us an email.
